infomercials

I was so proud of myself. I was in bed and asleep by 9:30. Then I woke up around 12:30 and didn't sleep until 4-5ish. So ended up oversleeping yet again. Two infomercials that got me last night. The crack it and various juicers. The crack it cracks open eggs. I don't get it. It does look kinda neat cracking them open but I don't see the point. Another thing that takes up valuable kitchen space and another thing to wash. Why can't you just crack the egg open and be done? I don't get why I'm supposed to be impressed by being able to put a whole orange or a piece of pinapple with the rind still on in the juicer. Have you ever gotten a bit of the orange pith in your mouth? Ewww! Now imagine that in liquid form. And why do you want to drink pineapple rind? Maybe I'm missing something, but I think it's gross.