Polarity

I want really long hair. But at the same time I want really short hair.

I want bangs. I don't want bangs!

I want my hair to be darker. I want my hair to be lighter.

I want the Bar to be over with already. I want a few more years to study for the Bar.

I want something light and healthy for dinner. I want to make a dinner out of heavily salted tater tots with a gallon of spicy ketchup.

I want to embrace a "sun is evil" paleness. I want to look like I live in a tanning booth.

I want to go out more. I don't want to get out of bed.

I want to listen to music while I work. I want to accustom myself to working in silence.

I want to be more physically active. I don't want to budge off this nice cushy chair.

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