Call me picky but . . .

Okay, maybe I'm picky but I want a job. The way I loosely define a job is that I come in and do something for you and then you give me money. I'm cool if you hold back the first two weeks pay. If I quit after working for you for three weeks, I get three weeks pay in the end. I don't get the "advance payment/ commission" thing. I work for you three weeks and I owe YOU money?!?!?! Ummm, I'll pass on that thank you.