From ruminations.com
"Wait, you think Call of Duty is too violent? Mom, last time I checked you were the one that handed me a bat on my 4th birthday and told me that if I brutally slaughtered that piñata I would get rewarded. "
"Why can't I buy movie theater style butter flavoring at my grocery store? Probably, it's because it's worse for you than drinking straight brake fluid, and consuming it on consecutive days will kill you. But seriously, I want some for my popcorn. "
"Sometimes when I'm driving alone at night and there are no other cars on the road with me, I turn my headlights off to see what it would be like if we didn't have them."
"Wouldn't building a city on rock 'n' roll be a violation of multiple municipal building codes? "
"There are couch naps and bed naps. Bed naps are serious. "
"Pandora tells me what music I like, Netflix tells me what movies I like.. Refrigerator: Why are you such a slacker?! "
"Pandora needs a "Yeah, I like it, but I'm not really in the mood for it right now" button. "
"Got pulled over in a cab over the weekend. He was arrested for DUI. Just when I thought I was being responsible, the irony began. "
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