Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Oh Vanity, You Make Me Laugh at Myself!

Okay, it's not a proud moment for me, but it's one of those moments I think a lot of people can relate to (or at the very least get a good laugh out of)!

So. I went to get take out dinner at restaurant. I had looked up the menu online and written down what I wanted to order. I wanted to order a fairly large amount of food. So, my order planned, I eventually made my way to the restaurant. (I took a few wrong turns of course!) Walked through the door and HELLLLOOOOO cute guy at the cash register taking orders! Dilemma. Who wants to look like a pig in front of someone cute? Okay. Ordering lots of food. Aha! I had it all on a list. Pretend you got sent on a food run by some friends! There we go. Ohohoh! And be prepared to fake a phone call if say, they're out of something or the order needs changing. Yes! Crisis averted.

And I'm willing to bet the guy couldn't pick me up out of a line-up two hours later.

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